Purina Diet

I saw this on an AWSA (American White Shepherd Association) Newsletter and thought it was hilarious!

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I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-
Mart and was in line to check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Duh!
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
the last time.
But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it
works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing
behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me .
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a
car hit me.
I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as
he staggered to the door laughing.

That is just so funny! I wish I were such a fast thinker!

LOLs!

Oh thats just hilarious x3 Thank you for sharing! ^^